Jimmy Butler's son

Me

Random guy: yo is that jimmy butler's son!

Me: yup that's 🧑🏾

by Jimmy butler's son December 16, 2024

yee yee son

When someone doesn’t know what to say/ if they’re annoyed

Girl: Like omg I went to the mall

Boy: YEE YEE SON

Girl: oh ok

by Tommyboy12367 October 17, 2019

Son of a cow

A Hindu person. This is not only because the cow is an incarnation of their lord Krishna but because it's their mother as it provides its nourishing milk and urine for free. The plural form of the "son of a cow" is Cow's children.

Canadian 1: Sorry look at that person! What is he doing?
Canadian 2: Sorry, he's a son of a cow, he's shitting on the street.
Canadian 1: Hahaha nice!

by Trumpanzee June 30, 2025

It's torture son, straight torture!

Heheheheheh, I should rewatch that.

Hym "It's torture son, straight torture! Heheheheh... *Sigh* Still you literally are torturing a guy to get him to accept your lord and savoir Jesus Christ, essentially. 'Say Jesus good! Say Satan bad! A good person would say Satan bad!' As you piss in my face while and infection eats away at my brain. The greatest brain! THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!!!"

by Hym Iam July 4, 2025

Father and Son Incest

Eric wanted to have sex with his father,John.He went to the room and pulled off his pants and briefs. Then he said to his dad,Wanna have fun dad?.His dad said “Disgusting,No!” .Eric Said,”I know you want to do it with your son Eric. Dad admitted and said “I actually do, And pulled his pants and briefs off too,Then Eric went to the bed and His dad John too,They were ready for doggy style and his dad started to hump him on his back,Eric Moaned for the pleasure,And his dad was so horny,He started to do it faster,They moaned and John,His dad finally cummed,and said “Ahh…. The jizz is so good…” and eric cummed too due to the pleasure. Then Eric started to wear his dad’s briefs and his dad dod the same,Then Eric started to jerk his dad’s Dick covered by the fabric,Then his dad said “Yes… Good boy… Ah yes!..” and then his dad started moaning and cummed after,They were very close and started to do it everyday

You can read this to masturbate and have fun to the Father and Son Incest

by Guy who writes horny things July 21, 2025

bum son

The son that doesn’t leave the house at age 30. The kind of guy to say he’s self employed while his only daytime activities is smoking weed and jerking off. They can usually be found online in internet discourse or on the other end of a police bodycam YouTube video where they get arrested for chatting up an underage girl online. These guys never pay the bills, but they always got money for beer. Everyone knows a bum son, nobody seems to have the guts to kick em out.

Friend 1: “Dude can you believe I saw Jeremy’s mugshot in the news the other day?”

Friend 2: “The one we went to school with? Not surprised, he’s 32 and still lives off of his grandma, what a bum son.”

by RFCD August 1, 2025

Son-of-a-glitch

A less crass way of saying "son-of-a-bitch"

(Redstone Ned evades an anvil, blocks off a wall of arrows, shields himself from TNT which causes him to fall, breaks his aforementioned fall with a water bucket, and uses a torch to avoid being suffocated by gravel)

Redstone Ned: Oh, oh, oh, yeah! Is that all you can do? Is that all you got?
Unknown Player: (gets tired of Redstone Ned refusing to die so he types in "/kill RedStoneNed")
Redstone Ned: You son-of-a-glitch....
Unknown Player: (enters in the command, killing Redstone Ned)

by johnzilla1126 August 8, 2025