Smartarticles

Smart particles in your head; brain juice

The reason you have a BIG head is because it's filled with smartarticles.

by #1 Queen of Randomness June 25, 2010

smartass face

or SAF

A face which people display when they pretend to know it all when they do not. Usually used when bsing.

Connie's smartass face appears as she answers the question.

by kkling October 20, 2010

smart-on

An erection caused by intense intellectual thought. Came to inception due to its rhyming with the word/phrase "hard-on".

Bill got a raging smart-on when he realized all of the work that goes into the creation of a single pencil.

by TronsauseFiveMillion December 7, 2010

smarmy douche bag

When woman falsely uses your identity. They become a smarmy douche bag.

A smarmy douche bag in New Mexico was falsely using another Companies identity to fraudulently obtain business.

by Truk you August 27, 2011

smart insults

Your mom.

"Well you're stupid I bet you can't respond with smart insults"
Well you know what, your mom.

by Anonymous unknown. January 2, 2012

Smart-on

When you suddenly think of something awesome. Like a hard-on but with your brain.

Mike- we need some new ideas
James- OH MY GOSH I just had a smart-on! What if we build a waterproof phone!
Mike- THAT'S GENIUS

by ImSoCoolLolJk January 1, 2013

Smartext

A text message that is smart; something one doesn't normally receive.

Dude, she sent me a smartext, she's clearly the one.

by ExoliaZephlyn March 18, 2013