alternative shoulder tap

Tapping someone's left shoulder while standing on the right, or vice versa.

Bob just alternative shoulder tapped Susie.

by dickisthebf April 23, 2016

business shoulder

Sore shoulder from performing many hand shakes

I've been so busy networking this week I've got business shoulder from all the handshakes

by Uberbabe December 16, 2016

You Should've Been There

A shitty way to prevent embarrassment from telling a story horribly and getting a poor reaction. Usually aggravates the hell out of me.

"And then he goes to motorboat her-Ya know what, you should've been there!"

by WellFuckMyAss May 18, 2017

albanian shoulderless brown snake

An albanian shourderless brown snake, is of the reptile species. Although endangered it shows little enthusiasm for its fellow counterparts. Disregarding all things in its surroundings. As the cookoo bird does not rare its young. the "albanian shoulderless brown snake" will complete no task as simple as it may seem put in front of it.... Thus an endangered species it shall remain.

Snake wrangler asks, "Hey, albanian shoulderless brown snake. did you get that job done?"

Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."

by Banjo84 May 19, 2017

It should be washed

The situation when the thot in the class touches your stuff (for example: shirt) and your reaction is that sentence.

- Oh man... Hannah just touched my new coat.
- Damn. It should be washed.

by OGmark October 20, 2017

heavy shoulder

a girl or guy that can be hard or annoying to deal with in a realtionship.

she's nice and all but she's a heavy shoulder

by JJkillin February 14, 2018

been shoulda been

Should have already done so prior to already doing so.

He been shoulda been payin’ me my money!

by Ghetto Fabulous Kitten February 14, 2018