by jaquavywavy August 13, 2022
Get the Rusty Buffalomug. A sexual move in which one person (male or female) shoves a Gordita up a mans ass whilst giving said man a blowjob while humming “La Cucaracha”.
Person 1: “Hey, I heard you got with Max last night! How was it?”
Person 2: “It was great, expect for when he asked me to give him the ol’ Rusty Torres... I was thoroughly confused.”
Person 2: “It was great, expect for when he asked me to give him the ol’ Rusty Torres... I was thoroughly confused.”
by Offensive Offender February 4, 2020
Get the Rusty Torresmug. by Pat Makrotch April 21, 2022
Get the Rusty nutsmug. When you pat the vaginal mound in a business like fashion while simultaneously performing enthusiastic analingus.
by Carisatgewise October 12, 2015
Get the rusty mulletmug. When you have extremely underwhelming sex with a woman who puts forth zero effort and is offended when you ask her to get on top and fall asleep wishing you had just smoked a blunt and made a visit to the old PHub, only to find out in the morning that she painted your new bed sheets a rusted bronze with her explosive diarrhea that smells like lo mein.
by mdc for life September 3, 2019
Get the Rusty Floundermug. A sexual act in which one engages in surprise, consensual coitus with a partner, where he and/or she sneaks up behind the target and begins to perform any type of penetration, as the second partner releases their bowels. The defecate may be purposeful or not, either way the instigator or “assassin” will be covered in excrement, thus the pre-fix “rusty”, as it gives the appearance of being covered in a splotchy brown substance.
“Peter attempted to make love with me last night, but after some spicy Indian food I accidentally made him a rusty assassin”
by botmizzlejay January 2, 2021
Get the Rusty Assassinmug. by Twobodiez June 19, 2017
Get the rusty russianmug.