“We should really go fix that pump Jim”, “no worries Davey we can stop for a Richard break when we get there”
by Chimmychangas June 16, 2018
Get the richard breakmug. Richard is the best annoying good looking man you could ever had he is someone you can lean your head on he is someone you can talk to about anything if you ever get a Richard in your life don’t let that man go he is everything you could ask for I can’t wait to make this man my husband. I love my Richard <3
Richard is the best boyfriend
by anonymous April 15, 2024
Get the Richardmug. I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Sucks Richard, Timothy, And Gunther Genitals <Dick, Gunner, And Tim>
I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Sucks Richard, Timothy, And Gunther Genitals <Dick, Gunner, And Tim>
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025
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Get the keith richardmug. Richard is a pure, gentle, trusting soul within a daring, discerning, & dedicated warrior. A person whose friendship and / or love will heal & hearten those who authentically deserve it & for a lifetime, at that. He knows his inspiring heart, brain, body, & path, and sincerely strives & toils to not shy away from his true worth in entirety and all that that implies for him, in his social, work & service worlds, in the long run. His dreams are worth protecting. He is meant to be healed & guarded back by fellow Angels. 🖼🐶🤍🐐🤍🌏
Friend 1: Have you read Zardozi Nazaqat's fresh (#6) special one's writings?
Friend 2: Oh, not got a chance to as yet. What's his name?
Friend 3: I don't know exactly, but I can evidently see she always seeks and is found by only inside -& - out Richards.
Friend 2: Oh, not got a chance to as yet. What's his name?
Friend 3: I don't know exactly, but I can evidently see she always seeks and is found by only inside -& - out Richards.
by ZarNaz321 February 15, 2024
Get the Richardmug. Richard , if you ever come across a Richard , beware, bitty eyes, lousey lover,kisses ok, small penus, and cant give you any altimate orgasms..a Richard can be kind and somewhat feminine..
by suumbeeech May 17, 2018
Get the Richardmug. A generic term used for a morbidly obese security officer who lacks the social skills and charisma to actually get laid. One who is quite possibly a closer homosexual who craves the mighty peen. He is also a religious zealot who denies science and logic when it precludes his beliefs in a false God.
SO1: Man, that guy is a real Richard.
S02: Why's that man?
S01: He really has a thing for another guy but is too shy and his fat folds prohibit him from confessing his love to the younger Richard.
S02: He just needs to come out of the closet. It's 2019 man. He needs to just face the REAL facts and stop making them up as he goes.
S01: Yeah, I know right? We both know there are like unlimited genders and he just can't accept it.
S02: Yeah man, he needs to drop that fat so he can finally see his dick.
S02: Why's that man?
S01: He really has a thing for another guy but is too shy and his fat folds prohibit him from confessing his love to the younger Richard.
S02: He just needs to come out of the closet. It's 2019 man. He needs to just face the REAL facts and stop making them up as he goes.
S01: Yeah, I know right? We both know there are like unlimited genders and he just can't accept it.
S02: Yeah man, he needs to drop that fat so he can finally see his dick.
by \ O(W)O / December 12, 2019
Get the Richardmug.