opposite of reading a book

playing Fortnite.

A: What are you doing?

B: Playing Fortnite!

A: Ew what a loser that's like the opposite of reading a book.

by fortnitegod42069 April 24, 2023

I AIN'T FUCKING READIN' ALL THAT

I ain't fucking reading of all that

guy; makes a whole ass paragraph

me; I AIN'T FUCKING READIN' ALL THAT

by bhubhuh May 20, 2023

The standing reading

When you spend a week on Mongolian, marching powder, and the door is locked on, the shitter perch, her self against a post and release all that backed up semi solid waste

Oh, that poor bastard hasta shit so bad and the doors locked. He’s gonna have to do “the standing reading”

by Carne asodomy June 13, 2023

I aint reading allat

an excuse that a fatasses will used

person 1: (Long essay)
person 2: I aint reading allat
person 3: whos reading allat
person 1: shut the fuck up you to fatasses

by eric89391 October 23, 2023

I aint reading allat

An excuse a toddler uses as an excuse for the fact that they are unable to read

Person 1: (types 3 sentences in response to an argument with person 2)
Person 2: goo goo ga ga mf bitch I aint reading allat 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

by HauntedMalk January 29, 2024

How Christians Read the Bible

By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.

Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:

Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"

Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"

Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

if you're reading this

an unusually fancy way of saying "there are good news and bad news", except its mostly manipulated into thinking its bad

Hello, if you're reading this, it's too late. I have eaten half of the cake you wanted to give to your friend Ronald because it was red velvet. You can't make me puke it out this time. Sincerely, James

by finally i found a name February 17, 2025