Procrasturbation

To occupy oneself with masturbation while pressing matters await.

Verb: 1) "I was procrasturbating this evening and therefore late for dinner"

2) "Suzy, why arent you here yet...procraturbating again?"

3) "I need to get going maybe just one last procrasturbation"

by bhall998 June 25, 2014

procrasshole

A person who distracts others from the work they are about to get underway.

Jessica called with a long-winded story just as I was about to get started on the essay I'd been putting off all weekend. She's such a procrasshole.

by Miss Eggcorn July 28, 2014

Procrastigaming

prəˌkrastəˈnāSHən,gām,iNG- Noun - The act of delaying or postponing something with video games.

"I was Procrastigaming to the point were I forgot my anniversary. Not that I would remember usually, just trying to use this word in a sentence."

by Gone_Urban August 27, 2014

Procrasturbation

The act of chucking a wank in order to avoid doing work or study

Procrasturbation Example:

Dude 1: "Fuck dude, I haven't done any work all day!"
Dude 2: "Yeah me neither, I've been procrasturbating"
Dude 1: "Wtf is that?"
Dude 2: "It's when you masturbate to procrastinate"

by LFCAidan September 14, 2014

procrastitivity

Being highly productive at accomplishing tasks that have nothing to do with what you should actually be working on.

A combination of productivity and procrastination.

Today, my procrastitivity included planning our summer vacation, browsing used furniture for sale online and organizing my sock drawer; I was supposed to be finishing a client proposal.

by The Real Rollo Tomasi September 26, 2014

procrastibated

when you put off masturbation for later

begun masturbation and lost interest. procrastibated till later

by lurchino January 20, 2014

procrastabitch

A person who is a bad influence on your ability to work.

"Hey Latifa do you want to work with Shaniqua later?"

"Oh hell no! She is such a procrastabitch!"

by KrippleKrump February 18, 2014