thick as a plank

Somebody is who is beyond stupid in general or at certain tasks. They are so dumb that they compare to a plank of wood in terms of brain usage.

In fact the plank of wood will usually solve the task before the person.

Jack: So did Alan manage to fix that rusty gate?

Bill: Nah man that lads as thick as a plank.

by MrWeldon February 6, 2018

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Chicken in your plughole

The foul feeling when you drop the soap and end up cock-a-doodle doing as it feels like your laying an egg. Often in relation to cellmates.

Inmate 1: oh look I dropped the soap
Inmate 2: here’s my chance!
BAM
Inmate 2: Chicken in your plughole!!!

by It’s_Ok_On_Tuesday April 11, 2021

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you get no play

you get no play is broward slang
it means you get no bitches or you get no pussy

friend: me and this bih finna link
me: stop lyin you get no play😂

by deadboytay January 16, 2023

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Playing Up

1. If something isn't working right....

2. To be cheating on your other half

1.AWW my cars playing up it won't start!

2.See that guy Bob...He's playing up on his wife...

by shaktisaurfang September 12, 2010

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Playlist

1. n: A way of organizing music on an MP3 or computer

2. n: A list, either in writing or digital, of women and their telephone numbers that are most commonly used for Booty Call. On rare occasions, women have been known to keep a playlist, but its more of a male item.

see also: Little Black Book

1: Mary: "Hey Christina, I just added Bon Jovi and Katy Perry to my 'favorites' playlist."

2: Jeff: "Hey John, what do you think of Mary over there?"

John: "Totaly man. She's on my playlist."

by Mr. Entity April 18, 2011

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