soggy pillow

Article of linen sewed by one's grandmother with which inadequate kissers practice necking because they lack the balls to go out and get some real world experience.

Said Doug, "Gee, as long as I have a soggy pillow in my bed, I'll never get to do the horizontal tango!"

by Mary Magdalene September 18, 2003

Montana Pillow Fight

Ejaculating on your gay lover's pillow while he is sleeping causing it to stick to his face when he wakes up the next morning.

Greg never turned down a good old Montana Pillow FIght.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

pillowfight

when you have anal sex and the girl shits all over your dick and balls.

at first we just wanted to fool around but she didn't tell me she had to take a doo-doo and we ended up having a pillowfight and i took a 2-hour shower to get it all off.

by Dicks March 31, 2005

pillow princess

girls named emma

oh her names emma
she’s such a pillow princess

by switcheshaverights June 6, 2020

Hillary Pillow

A pillow with a picture of Hillary Clinton on it. Usually used by people opposing trump.

I love hillary so much, i bought a hillary pillow

by Lol I farted November 19, 2016

Fluffy Yum Yum Pillows

A woman with big breast.

My boyfriends loves my fluffy yum yum pillows.

by Denise E. May 18, 2008

pillowfarmer

One who farms pillows, if filled with cotton, then the farmer would be negro.

"That chocolate is such a pillowfarmer!"

by Kitty September 12, 2004