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One-horse pony

President-elect Joe Biden called Fox News correspondent Peter Doocy a "one-horse pony" after he asked a question about reporting over the federal investigation into his son Hunter Biden's laptop.

Yet another equine themed Biden gaffe. He probably meant "One-trick pony".
"Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one-horse pony,"-- Joe Biden 12/22/2020
by hitek vagabond December 23, 2020
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holy lonely pony eating macaroni

when a sad depressed male figure goes to eat macaroni but then a horse shits in it
bob: hey man want some macaroni

doofus: holy lonely pony eating macaroni there's horse shit in my macaroni
by mackmuffin10 February 15, 2022
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Penny it Forward

The act of leaving your left over penny or pennies from unwanted change at the counter of a convenient store.
"Mister, don't you want the rest of your change?"

"Nah, just Penny it Forward'"
by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009
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Pony

A word with the same meaning as pinny, small penis, used discretely to prevent teachers or authority figures from finding out what is being talked about.
Greg likes Kerry riding his pony although he cannot feel it due to its unhumainly small size.
by Yuppie November 4, 2004
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peon

a person who spends their time chopping wood and collecting berries for the boss
peon: can i join your raid?
dement: no
peon: why not?
dement: lol you're just a peon mate
by dement March 2, 2009
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feed the pony

by Chopster December 14, 2002
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pet the pony

an expression used to euphemistically describe sexual activity-- of any sort

when a guy says it to a girl, it's meant to sound cute, sweet and boyishly charming--and when he uses the term in front of his guy friends it means he really likes the gal he's discussing and won't even use crass talk about sex with her

girls don't use the term with each other except jokingly, as if were so stuuupid to say that, but whatever, it's cute, and they know if a guy's using it he's at least trying to be suave
"hey c'mon Tymara, can't we pleese just go an pet the pony fos a leetle while? pleese? the pony been alone today, he miss you sooooo bad..."

"Yeah bro, we ates sum her mama's kickin chickin, an den we wenna her room to pet the pony, youz knows how it be... s'all good wit Janilla, yeaah, uh-uh. Got you a five spot on ya? I needs smokes and a Dew hella bad, man."
by galcoolest March 18, 2005
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