dirty peanut

after having anal sex, the man wipes his penis in a circle around his partner's eye, forming a fecal marking which resembles the eyepiece of the Planter's peanut character

After anal sex, a man surprised his partner by giving her a dirty peanut, much to her dismay.

by Bill/Becky/Jeff/Mike/Stephanie/Troy December 24, 2008

crunchy peanut butter

The Superior peanut butter. Change my fucking mind

Person: I like crunchy peanut butter
Literally Everyone: You are a disappointment to society

by AgarPughead September 28, 2020

lung peanut butter

lung butter that has the same consistancy and colour of peanut butter

oh man i just coughed up lung peanut butter.

by cherry bombay October 11, 2009

Copperheaded Peanut Moccasin

An extremely hot shit taken after eating the spiciest of Kung Pow dishes at your local Chinese restaurant. Loaded with peanuts and leaves you feeling like you shit out a curling iron.

Hey Mr. Wong your Kung Pow Chicken always make me have to shit right away but I'm going to hold this one because I know it's a Copperheaded Peanut Moccasin.

by swanballs August 30, 2010

Ghetto Peanut Butter

Street for crack or purified cocaine

oh, hombre! You got that ghetto peanut butter?

Yeeaaaahhh brah. You come back here around 4 o clock ill have it up, boyo.

by amazingRICKYdog June 30, 2011

fishy peanut butter

in sex when the man sticks his dick in penut butter then fucks the woman. then he eats her out with the penut butter still in her pussy

Her fishy peanut butter was delicous last night.

by pseodnym June 21, 2018

Space Peanut

A molten piece of metal that appears to be aluminum scattered all over Staten Island beaches. Can vary in size. Drives metal detectorists crazy because they can ring up at various target ID's

"Fuck! Another space peanut. I guess I'll clean it off the beach."

by Indiana Tones April 15, 2021