Patrick

Massive penis and balls. They're so massive that they have their own gravitational pull which is large enough to warp space time. As you get closer to his penis time slows down due to the effects of time dilation

Fuck i luv Patrick

by ghddfg October 25, 2022

Patrick

Patrick is the most godly person you will ever meet in your life like actually he is SO sexy and amazing if you ever meet a Patrick make sure to give him all your possessions and make him your new god

(this is a robbery but its ok cause his name is patrick

by SOFTHAMSTER July 16, 2020

Patrick County High School

A terrible fucking school full of drug addicts and dumb assholes. It’s as white as a school can get and half of them are obese and have greasy, pungent, nastyass mullets. You lose about 46% of your brain cell count the moment you enter this place because of the sheer lack of chromosomes people have. It’s awful. Also people smear shit on the walls so mind yourself if you happen to be near a wall. I’m sorry

Normal person: Where are you from, sir?
Rednecks, racists, and otherwise lesser people: Patrick County High School!
Normal person: oh 😟

by kleenexuser308 November 21, 2021

Sane Patrick's Day

The special day in mid-March when people do NOT gather in tightly-packed spaces to get drunk, yell, sing and generally breathe in each others' faces, because there is still a global pandemic.

With his six-pack of Guinness, he sat on his sofa to celebrate Sane Patrick's Day, and set his sights on next year.

by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2021

Patrick Wizel Cocktail

A margarita glass that is filled with semen from 10 or more man.

Patrick: My favorite drink is the Patrick Wizel Cocktail. I love all the different flavors in it.

by Twisty Treat August 12, 2020

Patrick-ified

To intentionally dumb-down or simplify a sentence, experience or quote to a point where even a 5 year old sonic fan named Patrick could understand.

"I originally said "just have fun" in a battlefield discord server but since you dont play battlefield i replace "battlefield" with "apex legends" to make it relatable to you, in other words I Patrick-ified it"

by GodGaveYouHands September 5, 2021

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born

yo let’s get patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit

by yikersman December 17, 2019