like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk

Feeling or looking so awful you should be poop-scooped and thrown away for the health of the innocent passerby.

"Woke up after the party feelin' like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

by BigBadKittyPoo August 11, 2009

Butt cheek on a stick

Something to call someone when you are mad at them. Kinda like jerk or idiot.

You are a butt cheek on a stick!You never came over!

by Lol Boogie August 22, 2017

spend ten racks on a new chain

In the song 'Gucci Gang' by Lil Pump a common misconception is that it is 'three racks on a new chain', but really it is 'ten racks on a new chain'. Sorry to break it to you.

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ouu

by MayMayz November 17, 2017

lump on a log

Lazy; the act of not doing anything but sitting or laying down on a surface.

Instead of sitting there like a lump on a log, why don't you you outside and watch your brothers?

by beauty_and_a_freak June 24, 2010

Onasis

Someone who is smart, successful,
funny, sexy and good looking with a
really big dick. Doesn't care what
people think and and all the guys want
to be like him while all the girls want to
be with him.

The guy over there is an Onasis

by Jack Rabbit Jones October 19, 2013

titties on a bun

fucking a top bun with tits in the middle and a bottom bun enclosing them

Jose: "So what are you gonna do?"
Jerry: "Fucking titties on a bun!"

by gerax89gunner April 22, 2009

snakes on a plane

Where you bend your dick down and put it in your butt

Snakes on a plane had a terrible terrible ending

by someoneclassy June 29, 2013