titties spotted off the port baw

Fuckin titties bigger than any floatation device known to man kind therefore it’s referred to as titties spotted off the port baw.

Captain: All hands on deck titties spotted off the port baw!
Me: Damn that bitch is a grenade with big tits and daddy issues!

by YungTBagger January 13, 2023

spotted bib

Unsuccessful farmer's blow. It fails to clear the shirt sleeve, or any other body part.

I didn't have enough wind behind that farmer's blow and now I have a spotted bib.

by mcdede May 18, 2014

gangster spot

The male equivalent of a woman's g-spot. Coined from within American prison systems, where sexually frustrated inmates turn homosexual.

Yo, the new guy dropped the soap and Andres hit him in the gangster spot.

by jadreflex December 6, 2024

pick your spots

Advice to give someone who has put themselves in a frustrating, dangerous, or dire position.

"So you cheated on your wife, pick your spots, man."

by Cricket Owlndog November 3, 2020

I know your favorite spot

a lyric in the song 34+35 (add it up :) meaning touch the boobs or boobies

i know your favorite spot boy :)

by mad as fuck boi February 9, 2021

thot spot

If you find a spot for thot which means "that whoe over there", you can say it.

Hey, I finally found a thot spot. See? there are lots of thots over there to get thousands likes.

by Eric Seo May 10, 2022

syndrome spotting

the act of hiding out of sight, like bird watching; you set your sights on finding the most downsyndromie specimens.

me and the boys make weekly trips to Auckland, New Zealand to get a fine dose of syndrome spotting.

by The clam slide creator August 28, 2023