head up and locked

Gross fool whose head is tightly wedged up his ass hole. Oblivious to reality.

Joe just doesn't get it. Head up and locked.

by barber of seville May 17, 2021

safety lock

Ability used by Rohan Kishibe from Jojo's Bizarre adventure. It stops any enemy from attacking him. This is made possible by his stand,Heaven's door.
Haven's door turns someone in a book so you can read about them and write commands

You will not attack me! Safety lock!

by 1SS December 07, 2020

Mikey lock

Mikey Lock is an almost god like being situated in the depths of Doncaster.He’s gorgeous,talented and above all a absolute Chad.When women first lays there eyes on Mikey there eyes glow in awe as there minds cannot fathum what they are currently looking at.

Mikey Lock is there OMG he’s so handsome and attractive OMG

by LordMJL November 22, 2021

Caps Lock FUcker

The cAPS lOCK Fucker is rthe guy WHO fucks with your caps lock so you type like a maniac.

Example:
mY Name is JAy and My caps LOCK is fucking with ME

Billy: Yo bob, did the caps lock fucker hack your keyboard?
Bob: Yes, and I HATe it sO MUCH I wanT TO EAT mY SHINbonE

by DefNotBruh April 26, 2024

I keep my shit on lock

Being loyal to one person.

You're wasting your time trying to hit on me, I keep my shit on lock

by Calyforniadreamin January 11, 2018

lounge lock

Unable to get out of the couch because your very bent or stoned

I can’t get up! I’ve got lounge lock.

by radler55 March 11, 2022

Lego lock

When two hermaphrodites interlock both sets of sexual organs to copulate.

Have you heard about Sam and Devon doing the Lego lock?

by HonestyISbest August 03, 2024