Kevin Moment

Kevin Moment is when someone goes afk, and then goes to do something else. Like for example: the person says that he is going to get a drink, but then he sends you a snap of him in the shower.

Person 1: where did he go, its been so long.

Person 2: yeah he send me a snap of him in the shower
Person 1: what a kevin moment

by SL bevlig March 27, 2022

Pulling a Kevin

Getting drunk on your lunch break

It’s a real slow shift so I’m thinking about pulling a Kevin

by Rick Teggan November 22, 2017

kevin restin

A huge kid that sucks at video games and has a micro penis.

That kid is a real kevin restin at video games.

by kevin restin March 3, 2017

Kevin Pacetti

A Kevin Pacetti is what we call something that has had poop rubbed all over it and is dirty

Hey he rubbed poop all over him self. What a Kevin Pacetti!

by TL Ghostwell January 17, 2021

Kevin L

The type of guy that would go to the washroom and get stuck in there for 2-6 days and he is constantly constipated

Damn that man is definitely a Kevin L he has been in there for 3 days already

by Kevin Baldo October 24, 2020

Fizzling Kevin

A "fizzling" type 6 bowel movement (per the Bristol Stool Scale). Has the potential to clog toilets due to excessive use of toilet paper.

A man left a Fizzling Kevin behind in the public restroom. No one was happy.

by Saggy2 November 10, 2009

Kevin The Pigeon

ITS the Sixth member of 1D,Kevin Is Louis plastc Pigeon. You may have seen Kevin on the bands 4th video diary: in which Louis hangs Out with him.... Untill he discovers Kevin Is not Alive. Most of 1D fans (Directioners) remember this and still shout "KEVIN" when they see a Pigeon (everybody around them stares forma a while ). KEVIN IS ENVIED BY DIRECTIONERS,because although hes not alive he metido the whole band AND diez happily. REST IN PEACE KEVIN, YOU ARE REMEMBERED.

Directioner: OMG ITS KEVIN, IM GOING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF HIM, HES FAMOUS
NoRmAl pEoPlE: get Out of my way filthy Pigeon!
Worlds war Threesome because he sabido ir un frontón of a Directioner (they are everywhere)
Louis:* cries in the background although ITS Been almost turdy Seven years"

Kevin the pigeon

by Stranger.directionn January 9, 2018