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Obama

The last good president until the "47th" Trump administration. He was the 44th and the greatest president ever (Abraham Lincoln is #2) from 2008 to 2017. He was succeeded by Donald Trump as the 45th (numbered as 47 officially because America counts the Joe Biden and the first Trump terms; both of which felt like fake presidencies) president in 2025 after an eight-year vacancy in the role from 2017 to 2025.

He was the president who appreciated people the most, appreciate memes the most, appreciate jokes the most, and the last president with his supporters to have not insult badly on social media comments (Donald Trump and Biden supporters fight with each other with huge insults on social media comments), and the last to not have a number of minions with the exception of Hillary Clinton, who you should blame for obama's problems in term #1 (2008-2013). His second term, from 2012-17, was (in my opinon) the best presidency the world has ever had. Donald Trump #1 and Joe Biden's presidencies are horrible.

And no, Michele Obama (the best First Lady ever who helped healthy lives) is NOT a man unlike what the DUMBEST dummies say. Blame Joan Rivers for that horrible "joke", rest in *piss*, Joan Rivers. Donald Trump himself says Michele is a woman, but his supporters annoyingly say shes a MAN, with fake "evidence" saying her former boyfriend claimed she was a man, but it was fabricated.

His name and face is somehow used in popular Internet memes.
Guy: Who's the best president ever?
Republican: Obama was the best president ever. Abraham Lincoln and Trump (second term) are close seconds.
by Thanks, obama. January 20, 2025
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Ol’ Obama Tickle

The “Ol’ Obama Tickle” is a sexual act where someone tickles the rectum of their partner with a feather and covers their face with shit to show a Obama look. If the person is already black they do this anyways.
I can’t wait I’m gonna try the Ol’ Obama Tickle on my girlfriend, I think she’ll like it!”
by Goodguy111111 September 7, 2023
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Obama's last name

One of the most unsolved mysteries in the whole world.
Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.
by a guy thing October 13, 2022
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Barack Hussein Obama

Barack Hussein Obama - 1st USURPER of the United States Presidency and first African-American president.
FACTUAL BIRTH PLACE: Mombasa, Kenya, Africa.
FACTUAL RELIGION: Muslim
FACTUAL NAME AFTER ADOPTION BY LOLO SOTORO: Barry Sotoro. To date Barry Sotoro has not had his name Officialy changed back to Barack H. Obama.

See incoherent, rage, paranoia, bluebloodhound, nonsense, deranged.
Barack Hussein Obama has the extraordinary ability to induce a primal state of paranoia and rage known as "Bluebloodhound Derangement Syndrome" upon fanatical liberals to the point where they take out their rage on Urban Dictionary by writing long winded, wildly incoherent and nonsensical definitions such as the one written by bluebloodhound, and even hacking votes on their own definition in a pathetic attempt to make extremist views appear popular, as if any minds will be changed by the spewings of some angry basement dweller on a site which everyone knows is a real imbecility of biased, erroneous information.
by THE-INTELLECTUAL May 13, 2024
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Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
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Obama

Obama was a man who ruled over time and space, and snapped the avengers out of fucking existence along with the rich
Ayo Obama don't take my money

Obama: nah fuck you lol
by Iamapersonokay September 16, 2021
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Obama mama

When the obamas shoot you in the head 69 times and then consume your soul then masterbait to it
by Rex Patrick December 12, 2020
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