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Speed-slut

Someone who will do whatever is necessary to receive or aquire Methamphetamine's usually having sex or blowing for drugs
That guy is definitely a speed-slut
by Meth-Malone March 8, 2022
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Speed Mincing

A hybrid of sashe/shante speed walk in a very effeminate and/or swishy way. Almost job like but not quite. Usually accompanied by an appropriate form of headwear like a head or sweat band

To speed walk as if wearing a pair of invisible high heels.
Did you see Steve out the other night? He done a spot of speed mincing in the park while taking the dog for a walk
by jmacpaddy February 19, 2021
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Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed

"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.
My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
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delly speed

from the latin meaning fish aroma

has a fondness of teddy bears
likes being slow
is married to a woman
friend; delly we'are going to my house
delly; were we going
by me1 September 9, 2005
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speed post

A topic, thread, or other group of messages on the interwebs where the object is to try to be the first to post and get it as fast as possible.
This is a secret speed post topic.
by PiemanXC February 18, 2008
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Speed regimer

A person who looks like they would work at a diner who also owns a lot of high end equipment
Archie: have you seen Cory’s new golf set

Tony:yeah and his mustache is looking fire

Archie:he’s a speed regimer
by Gypsyguy July 28, 2025
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