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A fucking torture chamber that the government organises for children and teenagers while simultaneously robbing them of their childhoods. In the USA, you have to pay for the privilege of attending these shitholes while in some socialist countries such as Denmark, you get paid to go (long live socialism!) Not only that, you have to do this satanic thing known as homework which was invented by the world's biggest dickhead and you also have to take impossible exams. Probably the reason why suicide rates amongst teenagers are very high.
Why are there a bunch of brainwashed, depressed teenagers in there? Oh yeah, they are in school, learning useless things that are really difficult. No wonder they look like they want to die...
by Galactic_Nerd-sk April 23, 2020
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So, school goes on for about 7 hours a day for about 180 days of the year. That one year of school is 1,260 hours of our life that are wasted on mostly useless subjects. now times 1,260 by 12 years of school. You get 15,120 hours. That's just 1st through 12th grade. now add kindergarten and preschool. That's 17,640 hours. That's the necessary stuff. Now bring in the BIG numbers.

For a bachelor's degree in college, you need to go through at least 4 years of college to get your degree so that's 5,040 hours of college. Add that onto the 17,640 hours of necessary school and you get 22,680 hours of schooling. That's 945 days of school. School wastes around 3 years of our life. Not all at once, but slowly every day, 7 hours by 7 hours.

Now, I'm not saying that school Isn't important. I'm just saying that we all probably don't need to know what the equation of pi is or what the Mayan god's names were. Maybe spend that time on how to defend ourselves, or how to raise a kid. Now, I'm only thirteen and in 7th grade but I've had 7 older siblings complain about how useless most parts of highschool seem. I'm just saying that those three years of our lives could be better spent.

(BTW, it's 1:30 in the morning so my math may be a Lil off so don't scream at me...)
Mom: JIMMY! GET UP! YOU HAVE TO GET READY FOR SCHOOL!!
*Jimmy continues to sleep*
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"W-what is school?" -3 year old
*Teenager covers 3-year-olds ear*
"Where did you learn this swear word?!" -Depressed teenager
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“Where are you going?”
“To the shooting range
“Oh ok”

“WAIT...do you mean the school”
“Yeah”
“.........ok”
by I’mAtYourKid February 24, 2020
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school is a mix of hell and a waste of time combined into 6 cruel hours of your life and it will not benefit your life at all when you get older!
Person one: wanna go hang out and get fucked?
Person two: nah man I got school
by cxmer1n March 7, 2020
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