My mom

She’s beautiful and caring and is incredible 😎✌️🧡

My mom is the best!

by Layla12345 September 22, 2019

that’s my mom

A phrase you say when somebody calls your mother hot and/or says they want to screw her.

Boy 1: Wow look at her, she is so hot, I would totally smash

Boy 2: Bro, that’s my mom

Boy 1: I would still smash tho

by Big Despacito Boi June 1, 2019

My mum

A flower yee haw

My Mum likes to stick her penis in the dog

by Yeyeyeyeyejuice October 5, 2019

that’s my jam

That’s my jam refers to music. When u say that’s my jam, it means you like the music that’s playing.

(Music) “That’s my jam!” exclaimed Brody.

by Dictiodude May 5, 2018

My dad

He is gone.

Me: "I wonder how much child support my dad owes my mom?"

by BestieBAKAbae May 13, 2021

my head

basically the only real thing that scares me and makes me hate myself more than I already do

man my head is being a bitch today, it keeps telling me to hurt myself

by sorsa January 6, 2021

My Phone

A piece of shit.

My phone is a piece of shit so I can't make or receive phone calls. Or this is someone else's doing in which case, they, are a piece of shit.

by Hym Iam April 1, 2022