March 14

The day your girlfriend has to send you a cute photo of her smiling or soapy titty pics has to be one of them or else you have to break up

Dude it’s march 14th and my girl gave me soapy titty pics

by PorterIsASimp March 14, 2021

march moustache madness

a time when any crazy moustache is acceptable. the name comes from march madness

-dude are you really gonna participate in march moustache madness?

by captain cecil paul March 26, 2008

March 29th

national cunt punch a thottie day...especially if its her birthday

March 29th is my favorite day. I get to hit a bitch

by urwelcomeliz October 15, 2019

March 20th

You must give a blowjob to someone born on this day who also happens to have their first name start with an I

Ivan’s birthday is on the 20th? Welp time to suck his big juicy SHCLONG (because his name starts with an I and his birthday is on March 20th. He must get a blowjob)

by Anthony Ruevas October 16, 2019

March 28

sex day your girl friend had to put a long thingy idk what its called in your dick so you wont cum and she has to tease you

hey sister!!
heyy its march 28

by sexdays March 26, 2021

March 14th

The day the world went to shit in the year 2020.

The year my birthday ruined the world

Guy 1: Whoa, look at what today is!
Guy 2: It's March 14th, that clusterfuck of a kid's birthday!
Guy 1: Wasn't it their unlucky 13th?
Guy 2: Talk about Unlucky

by Acornpupp June 22, 2021

25 March National Send Nudes Day

March 25 is the national send nudes day to wear a female or male will send nudes to a friend or partner that they are willing to send

Mike: hey send hey send nudes. Sally: (insert explicit picture here)

This will only happen on 25 March national send nudes day

by No you haha lol March 24, 2021