soccer mom

married woman with children between about 6 and 10 who drives a large car such as a station wagon, and spends most of your time shunting her kids and kids' friends around. Often takes an active interst in the kids activities.

she used to be a wild one but now that she's got kids, she's become a soccer mom

by Nursie November 15, 2006

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jfans mom

A very large, devilish looking black women with demon eyes that whips her sons legs into an obilivion

(JFANS MOM) JFAN U BETTER STOP FAPPING UNDER UR COVERS BEFORE I WHIP U WIT THIS METAL PIPE

by piffmaster9187 April 17, 2011

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Big mom

What you call a young grandma.

If you walk into a school with your grandma and everyone thinks it's your mom. Thats a big mom. If people think your grandma is your mom thats a big mom. The biggest mom of them all.

by Mike Mike February 9, 2014

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ian's mom

Ian's mom is from a popular youtube channel smosh and is often called Ian's mom by everyone including ian

Ian's mom can you open can no. 4

by Anonymous172 December 10, 2013

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Trap Mom

Latin-(Trapus Mater)
Any mother who chooses the trap life (sex, drugs, parties, men etc.) over all else, especially her children. This increasingly popular genus is believed to have first been documented in Western MA.

How come Lil Daquan has holes in his shoes?

You know Felicia, she a Trap Mom, her new man needed J's and sack...

by letsjusssbehonest January 20, 2016

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vsco mom

Child of the 90s raising a VSCO girl.

Mom has been rocking birks, scrunchies, oversized tees, and messy buns since they were in the first time. She never stopped. Less sksksksk and more Oh. My. Gah. In her vocab.

She's the world's okayest mom. Don't mess with her kids but don't ask her to volunteer at PTO either.

This vsco mom has no clue what tic tok is but her birks are vintage.

by Momdefined September 19, 2019

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