minecraftee

some bitch that thinks they are so good at Minecraft when they can only make rectangle houses

“I’m a Minecraftee!”
“Shut up”

by M81K0- March 24, 2021

Minecraft

A good reason for your parents to get the fuck out of your room.

Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft.

by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 25, 2021

Minecraft

Minecraft, a game created by our founding father, Philza Minecraft.

person A; who made minecraft?
person B; Pjilza Minecraft.

by EnragedBean March 26, 2021

Minecraft

Minecraft is a game where deforestation and slaughter houses are common and actually are needed

The player destroys everything and leaves anything where ever he pleases
The players fight and kill each other
(It’s all true)

Let’s play Minecraft

Oh ok let me check on the cows
Get me some leather while your there then we should fight
Ok

by PhoenixPlanet April 1, 2021

Minecraft

The best game ever made

Wow, Minecraft is the best game ever made

by DarkWolf4350 April 3, 2021

Minecrafting

When you play minecraft or "minecraft" for 12 hours straight

Hey bro, how long have you been minecrafting, because I'm going to minecraft your mom

by anonymous April 5, 2021

Minecraft

Lifeless as all fuck with devs that don’t support it properly

The inferior version of terraria

Weirdo: hey want to play some minecraft

Me: GTFO play terraria

by THEFINALCHAPTER April 6, 2021