The only people that haven't played minecraft are either virgins or have extemely strict parents :(
Minecraft is the game where NOBODY has ever had any bad memories
Guy 1: i hate minecraft so much!
Guy 2: *pulls out an ak-47
Guy 2: any last words?
Minecraft is the game where NOBODY has ever had any bad memories
Guy 1: i hate minecraft so much!
Guy 2: *pulls out an ak-47
Guy 2: any last words?
i play minecraft
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Some kind of blocky game that's not related to ROBLOX.
Person 1: Hey, what you playin'?
Person 2: Minec-
Person 1: ROBLOX?
Person 2: No it's Mi-
Person 1: Survival Craft?
Person 2: No! What the heck is that?
Person 1 : Bill Gates?
Person 2: No it's... god dammit.
Person 1: What? It's true!
Person 2: Then your whole life is false.
*Builds an Ender Portal around him*
Person 2: See ya.
Person 1: Hey, what you playin'?
Person 2: Minec-
Person 1: ROBLOX?
Person 2: No it's Mi-
Person 1: Survival Craft?
Person 2: No! What the heck is that?
Person 1 : Bill Gates?
Person 2: No it's... god dammit.
Person 1: What? It's true!
Person 2: Then your whole life is false.
*Builds an Ender Portal around him*
Person 2: See ya.
Person 1: Hey, what you playin'?
Person 2: Minec-
Person 1: ROBLOX?
Person 2: No it's Mi-
Person 1: Survival Craft?
Person 2: No! What the heck is that?
Person 1 : Bill Gates?
Person 2: No it's... god dammit.
Person 1: What? It's true!
Person 2: Then your whole life is false.
*Builds an Ender Portal around him*
Person 2: See ya.
Well come Minecraft 2019 where Roblox isin't a problem.
Person 2: Minec-
Person 1: ROBLOX?
Person 2: No it's Mi-
Person 1: Survival Craft?
Person 2: No! What the heck is that?
Person 1 : Bill Gates?
Person 2: No it's... god dammit.
Person 1: What? It's true!
Person 2: Then your whole life is false.
*Builds an Ender Portal around him*
Person 2: See ya.
Well come Minecraft 2019 where Roblox isin't a problem.
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Get the Minecraft mug.1. The "Word" that best represents the impossible (physically).
2. Aaaaand the best excuse to someone that just want to stay at home.
2. Aaaaand the best excuse to someone that just want to stay at home.
1. Teenager with brain 1: Dude, I really wanted to do something physically impossibl...
Teenager with brain 2: Minecraft...! Let's. Play. Minecraft. And. Have. Some. Fun!
2. Per. A: Hey Rob, wanna g...
Bob: Get the fuck out of my room, I playing Minecraft! (Wildly takes off headphones and throw them to the floor.)
Teenager with brain 2: Minecraft...! Let's. Play. Minecraft. And. Have. Some. Fun!
2. Per. A: Hey Rob, wanna g...
Bob: Get the fuck out of my room, I playing Minecraft! (Wildly takes off headphones and throw them to the floor.)
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