Minecraft

Some kind of blocky game that's not related to ROBLOX.

Person 1: Hey, what you playin'?
Person 2: Minec-
Person 1: ROBLOX?
Person 2: No it's Mi-
Person 1: Survival Craft?
Person 2: No! What the heck is that?
Person 1 : Bill Gates?
Person 2: No it's... god dammit.
Person 1: What? It's true!
Person 2: Then your whole life is false.
*Builds an Ender Portal around him*
Person 2: See ya.

Person 1: Hey, what you playin'?
Person 2: Minec-
Person 1: ROBLOX?
Person 2: No it's Mi-
Person 1: Survival Craft?
Person 2: No! What the heck is that?
Person 1 : Bill Gates?
Person 2: No it's... god dammit.
Person 1: What? It's true!
Person 2: Then your whole life is false.
*Builds an Ender Portal around him*
Person 2: See ya.
Well come Minecraft 2019 where Roblox isin't a problem.

by iusedmyschoolaccountsorry August 22, 2019

5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Sworn

A cautionary tale for kid-friendly Minecraft YouTube channels about the dangers of swearing

Mike was a popular Minecraft youtuber but when he was featured in a video called "5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Sworn", where he said the f word in an earlier video of his, he's now working in a tedious 9-5 job in a supermarket. Don't swear, kids!

by OninIsNotSomebody July 1, 2024

Norman Minecraft

Norman Minecraft is the protagonist of the song "Honey I'm Home" by Ghost and Pals, he's pretty hot ig, but Charon is hotter.

Poor Norman Minecraft, he didn't get his dominoes pizza.

by ThePurpleMoon July 28, 2024

Minecraft

A game about Blocks

Little kid: Hey man wanna play some Minecraft?

by Sky69 October 22, 2018

Minecraft

Only 90's kids know what this is. This game was part of all of our childhoods and shall stay there forever.

Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing minecraft

by DOCiml8forschool March 1, 2019

Minecraft

The best game that came on the face of the earth

Dude Minecraft is the best game out there right now.

by Kchandler1990 February 18, 2020

Minecraft

The only people that haven't played minecraft are either virgins or have extemely strict parents :(

Minecraft is the game where NOBODY has ever had any bad memories

Guy 1: i hate minecraft so much!
Guy 2: *pulls out an ak-47
Guy 2: any last words?

i play minecraft

by Elias B.M September 23, 2022