MIKE BROWN

CUTEST MAN I'VE EVER SEEN AND WILL TEAR APART ANY MAN OR WOMEN'S ASSHOLE WITH HIS MASSIVE HORSE COCK.

MIKE BROWN: YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX?

Random Girl: I CAN'T TAKE UR MASSIVE COCK :(
Random Boy: I WOULD LOVE TO BUT I DONT THINK IT WOULD FIT IN MY ASS :(

by NIKelyf45 April 20, 2022

prision mike

A dangerous man, he spend some time in the clink, trying not to drop the soap, he kidnapped the president's son, but they never caught him.

I am prison mike, do you know why they call me prision mike?

by Well known anonymous October 6, 2017

hot-miking

Hot-miking (derived from "hot mic") is a term used in online gaming, describing the occurance of an online user unintentionally using the in-game voice chat, allowing unintended listeners (possibly of the enemy team) to hear private or tactical conversations.

A hot mic may also be called: microphone gaffe, open microphone or stuck microphone

global chat, Team 1 Hot micing player: "Hey, we're gonna flank them from the North!".

Opponent team chat Enemy Player: Guys there's somebody hot-miking on the enemy team. I've heard they're gonna flank us from the north!"

by ipropain December 25, 2018

Mike Oak

Mike Oak = Banger

Wow see that guy over there he's a Mike Oak

by BigDungus69 May 15, 2020

Moldy Mike

A simp cuck who smells musty from living with mold.

That guy is a moldy mike.

by Twat slayer June 6, 2022

dirty mike

The act of using a tissue to wipe up your popped zits on your face and then putting the tissue in your mouth.

Babe, come pop my pimples you love it. Okay let me grab a tissue and you can dirty mike it.

by romanator03 April 5, 2022

Shady mike

To indulge in a masturbation session in the works toilet

I was having a shit and decided to have a shady mike

by Themadtruth August 22, 2019