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middle school

The 3 years of shit you go through just to graduate and stand 4 more years of shit. The classes are boring, with exams up to the Wazoo. Lunch is the hamburgers from last week, but now they're disguising them as soup. If you're lucky and have recess, it only lasts 15 minutes, and all you do is stand there. Teachers give you an assload of homework and projects, and expect you to finish them in one night.
Your parents don't care if you're getting bullied, but once you get a bad grade they're on your ass about it. Don't worry, it'll all be over soon.
1. Teacher: Now class, your homework is pages 141-145, All problems. Oh, and you have a project due tomorrow.

2. Lunch today: Soupy Surprise

3. Kid: Mom, this kid at school is bullying me.
Mom: Just ignore him.
Later...
Mom: YOU GOT AN F?! YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEKS!
Kid: Damnit.

High schooler: Enjoying middle school?
Middle schooler: No.
High schooler: It'll be over soon enough.
by C Fera (Poole) October 27, 2008
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Herrick Middle School

One of the whitest schools in Illinios and possibly the whole country.
"That kid is so white! He must go to Herrick Middle School!"
by Jaon peterson November 13, 2011
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middle school

The place where you get to either:
A. Sit around and be addressed as "bruh", "cuz" or "gurl", laugh at all the little sane kids, and just be a complete prick,
B. Sit back and watch the show, bystanding at all times, never being talked to because you don't need any friends since they act as mentioned above (If you are one of the people that fit into this category, welcome to the club)
C. Be teased all day about shit that doesn't even matter, backstabbed by people who brush their teeth with a brush made of cannabis and have a condom for a soul
Or D. Cut your wrists and cry yourself to sleep because the world is so cold and unforgiving
So just in general, a hellhole that supposedly does not prepare you for the real world, as someday all the bitches will have to grow up and get a damn job. Right now, sixth grade is being a bitch and I'm stuck in this little pool of 2-year-olds while I feel like I'm nineteen.
A. Kid: Ay bruh luk at dat ass bruh ill tke tht for lataniasha bruh bruh bruh bruh etc.
B. Kid: Dude, go pick up a dictionary, your spelling is making my eyes bleed.
C. Kid: B. Kid, don't tell him that or else he's going to treat us all like whores. -runs-
D. Kid: quiet, i'm trying to concentrate you insolent souls
Me: Screw this. When I get out of middle school, man...
by The Bacon Strangler October 24, 2011
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Middle of the Mall

Referring to the cheap merchandise sold by vendors who rent temporary booths/carts in the center of the Mall.
Dude, don't try to impress me with that "Middle of the Mall" jewelry! Your skin already turning green!
by talk2me-JCH2 March 2, 2021
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Ustach Middle School

A school full of B-Hos and slightly retarded children. This school is said to be the best because they have good test scores but they just get the answers from nerds. In other words this school has nothing but D-wads
My cousin from Texas:Hey, I feel a disturbance nearby.
Me: *Nods in happiness* (Thinks:Yup, that's Ustach Middle School)
by D::D December 2, 2011
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Kennett Middle School

A school where every single student is required to worship Doctor Larry DeAngelis. They feed kids shitty lunch that makes their teeth rot. Everyday the bathrooms smell like weed and it full of mexicans. The school is also full of kennett girls and thots.
Jimmy: I hate Kennett Middle School

Nick: Me too but I love the band teacher
by Tyler "Rog Vlogs" June 19, 2019
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Prairie Middle School

A hellhole where the food is so overpriced and is complete rubbish. Most of the teacher act like vampires and are fucking awful. So many people vape and everybody loses their virginity in the locker rooms. The health teacher even brought in a banana and showed everyone how to put a condom on. He then proceeded to have the guys put on a condom.
Prairie Middle School is where teachers suck ass.
by Juul is kewl September 27, 2019
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