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Mexican Backpack

A racial term to describe the leaf blowers that landscapers wear. Typically, the engine of this type of leaf blower is strapped to the worker's back while the hose runs down their arm to their hand where they can direct the air stream.
Whoa! Check out the Mexican Backpack on that guy! It looks like a 44cc dual-ring piston engine, and WOW a hip mounted throttle controls with cruise control. Now that guy can still work AND be lazy.
by FloodedAnt December 19, 2008
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Mexican Baby Hair (MBH)

Observed disorder of human anatomy is a chronic condition known as Mexican Baby Hair (AKA MBH). MBH is a genetic disease that is not fully understood however it is predominantly seen in Mexican babies. MBH can be seen at the top of the human forehead where the first follicles appear as thin wispy strands immediately preceding the more traditional tuft of human hair. Although both male and female Mexican babies can inherit this disease, it is believed that 95% of recorded examples appear in female Mexican babies. Some astute scientists have argued that this disease should be renamed Female Mexican Baby Hair, however the acronym FMBH happens to be frequently used ghetto slang which stands for "F*** my
bodily health" which most feel would be highly confusing to certain ghetto communities. Therefore, MBH is the most widely accepted acronym for this disease. While the vast majority of those afflicted are actual Mexican babies, there are some Caucasian women who also suffer from this strange condition. If you meet a women suspected of having MBH, you may want closely inspect the area or perhaps ask her kindly to lift the front area of her hair for confirmation. Some unfortunate rumors have led to the belief that this condition is contagious. It is not. Some rural communities still believe this condition is contagious and have taken drastic steps to curb the spread by isolating the victims and
even imprisoning them.
Hanna Ruth has Mexican Baby Hair (MBH) and should be jailed.
I saw a dirty homeless person hiding his Mexican Baby Hair (MBH) with a beanie.
by Collin Ryan Ruth September 22, 2011
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Mexican Standoff

A situation in which multiple (3+) gun weilding people are all pointing their shit at each other. They hold out to shoot until someone fucks it up and everybody dies.
The snitch in Reservoir Dogs must have been like "man im fuckin up theres a mother fuckin mexican standoff going down in this mother fucker. fuck.'
by speede September 22, 2006
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Mexican Hot Sauced

When a guy dips his balls in tabasco sauce, and then shoves them in a girl's mouth.
Holy Shit she just got Mexican Hot Sauced!

Aww, fuck the sun's killing me, it's like I got Mexican Hot Sauced.
by ihav9kats July 3, 2010
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Mexican Chocolate Factory

The act of freezing and inserting one's cylindrical piece of shit into a vagina and consuming said shit as it melts out.
"My boyfriend sure enjoys his trips to the Mexican chocolate factory."
by shimya May 18, 2008
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Sea Mexican

A Hispanic person not from mainland North or South America; specifically refers to Puerto Ricans.
Not all Hispanics are Sea Mexicans, but all Sea Mexicans are Hispanic.
by Harthacnut December 15, 2008
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mexican engineering

1. a comepletely ghetto way of rennovating a house
2. strapping multiple matresses to the top of a car (usually an Astro minivan)
They must have hired a mexican engineer to fix that roof.
I have never seen that kind of mexican engineering!
by weazulitis October 20, 2006
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