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Children meat

When you own a beef factory in Vietnam but then you realize there are no cows in Vietnam so you butcher your child laborers and make them into food.
This children meat tastes soooo good

Oh darn I don’t have cows, time for children meat substitution
by LittleBoneFaggot September 16, 2019
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Mystery Meat Dish

A mystery meat dish is a plate of genuine and authentic Turkish, sometimes middle eastern kebab consisting of lamb, chicken and sometimes beef. Marinated in seasonal sauce and charcoal grilled to perfection.... a dish that many Americans struggle to identify... one that Tony from Orange named MMD.
by Malcom shiddyarse September 22, 2019
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backseat meat

The act of someone eating or beating someone else's meat in the backseat of a car.
Stoner Dude 1 : Dude I was in an uber with my girl on the way to the weed shop and we got hella bored so I gave her some backseat meat and she took it like a boss until the uber driver made us get out of the car and we had to walk to the smokeshop naked!
Stoner Dude 2 : Dude no fuckin way!!! know take a hit from dis bong
by Pussy Licker 69 420 September 27, 2019
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Tainted Meat

When a girl (eg. Caitlin) is ragged about by a famous rapper (eg. Big T) she is then tainted and no men would want to enter her cave of doom.
Nah mate her batty stinks she’s also tainted meat due to getting a big Blackpool slong inside her.
by PadddeeTheNonce February 29, 2020
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Truck Meat BBQ

1. When a group of people meet at a friends house for a BBQ and eat the meat in their trucks due to social distancing requirements.

2. Eating a type of meat in tube form, at a local public park while seated in your truck.

3. What you get from a lot lizard at a rest stop for $20.
1.Let’s meet at James’s house for a truck meat bbq on Saturday.

2. I pulled into the local town park and saw Ricky eating truck meat all alone.
3. That truck meat was not worth $20, my seat is going to smell for a month.
by Tag your It April 28, 2020
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snake meat

Meat that tastes like chicken, and you eat it to survive in the wilderness
by Skarchy May 3, 2020
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marinated meat pocket

“How about you hike up them trousers and show me your marinated meat pocket.”
by PolkaPolice June 6, 2020
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