customer service machine

Somebody who supplies exceptionally high levels of customer service throughout the day

Bro have you seen him? He's like a customer service machine!

by Michael CSM September 7, 2020

What if machine

The What-if Machine is a machine invented by Professor Farnsworth. When it is asked a "what if" question it will give a display scenario of what will happen. Every time the machine is asked a new question, the professor uses a different button, knob, switch etc.

I should ask the What if machine, "What if I invented the Fing-Longer?"

by spah gaming November 14, 2020

But first...maccies!

A humorous way of proposing the idea of visiting a local McDonald’s.

Hey Andrew, struan... but first...maccies!

by TC03 December 12, 2020

Dick pic machine

A synonym for cell phone.

Can you pass me my dick pic machine? I need to take a selfie

by Aitaix March 11, 2021

Water bottle machine gun

a water bottle machine gun

i made a water bottle machine gun

john, its been three months

by Arkimist February 1, 2021

Reverse claw-machine

When someone is being bad so you shove your fist up there ass and open it extending your fingers like a claw machine claw opening up, picking them up, and moving them

Hay, Doug was being a dick so I reverse claw-machined him back to your place, is that cool with you?

by JackpotOnSpeedDemon May 15, 2021

Tee feddich machen

A german sentence refering to a very chunky laugh causing your vocal cords to whistle and only air bursting out of your lungs thus resulting "finishing" the tea.

"Was machstn hier für ein tee feddich?"
"Deine Lache klingt als ob du dir gerade einen tee feddich machst!"
"Mit deiner lache kannst du auch einen Tee feddich machen"

by Fumll July 30, 2021