miserability

the art of being miserable

her miserability in this marriage was the bane of my existence

by Black Fiasco January 16, 2026

Salad Misery

The anguish and despondency felt in the mid-afternoon by persons who have only consumed a salad for lunch. Usually occurs at the time a food coma would set in, had you actually eaten something delicious.

My parents hinted that I was looking a little chunky, so I got a salad for lunch. Now the salad misery is just making me want to kill myself.

by Sir Vix October 6, 2012

sperm miser

An ancient mystical and evil creature of orc decent who collects the seamen of the men he slaugters and stores it in a secret cave where he uses it to make potions to summon antient Mongolian warriors to help him conquer the earth, no one knows exactly where these caves are but there believed to be located in the Mediterranean mountain region of Eurasia, but be warned if anyone ever finds this cave they must travel with caution as the sperm miser is know to attack trespassers with an oaken cane.

Children cringe as their parents warn them about the evil sperm miser - (child and parent convo)

Mom what's a sperm miser ? (Mother replys) Jimmy never go near a sperm miser or he'll steal your cum and beat you.

by Shrek fucker January 22, 2016

post modern hipster

A tobacco using, meat eating, fixed gear rider with tattoos who delivers food all over town and wears a hip pouch every day regardless of the occasion.

Post modern hipsters are so anti conformity

by Surlkone August 10, 2016

justin meserole

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Sounds like a lot of-
HOOPLA

Justin meserole

by Valtor02 March 29, 2017

Saucy miser

Something I call my friends

You are such a saucy miser

by The Orself January 3, 2019

SIE Moderators

Sony company who have time to go through 14 year olds chats and ban them because they use a no-no word instead of focusing on there playstation servers which are down nearly all the time

Person 1 "did you see our chatgot banned again"
Person 2 "yeah probably the SIE moderators again"

by E770R D3T3CT3D February 3, 2019