Rob: Dude I was so drunk last night I gave that bitch a Mississippi Meat Grinder!
John: Awe! Dude did you tear your dick up?
Rob: Yeah it's wrapped in gauze right now.
John: Awe! Dude did you tear your dick up?
Rob: Yeah it's wrapped in gauze right now.
by DrewIsCoolAsFuck August 5, 2008
Get the Mississippi Meat Grinder mug.A sexual position in which the man positions himsels on all fours while the woman "dangles" over him with her mouth facing his butt. Both partners have their hands in a crab position during the whole act, and use their crabby hands to participate in a rare behavior called "stroking off".
I met this guy names Joe last night and all he wanted to do when we got home was Missouri crab dangle.
by Crab Man Joe MO December 21, 2008
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verb. The action of throwing Mayo Brown onto someone head-on
exclamation. to be shouted when doing a Mayo Missile
noun. Mayo Brown after being Mayo Missiled
exclamation. to be shouted when doing a Mayo Missile
noun. Mayo Brown after being Mayo Missiled
by Magic Table Kid November 27, 2004
Get the Mayo Missile mug.When you are out to get straight fucked up. Slamming beers, taking shots, anything is game. You don't care what you do or where you're going but there better be alcohol involved and some serious good times. When your friends see the rate that you're consuming alcoholic beverages or that on purpose decided to skip dinner... they know you must be on a mission.
by JoesSexywifey March 10, 2011
Get the On a mission mug.A situation when a young gentleman or teenager is in search to ask out a specific girl in mind out on date, a special event, etc. Asking out the girl requires planning, thought, timing, and above all: balls. This in its entirety is the mission. For the males, it is a risk asking out that girl because experiencing a rejection can be a very humbling experience for the male ("Dammit" by Blink182 describes this). However, if the girl says no, the mission is not over or failed - the mission can only be accomplished that is when the first girl says yes.
Dude 1: "Hey! Did you here he's gonna ask her to prom today!?"
Dude2: " Yeah, he's a man on a mission. As a bro, I wished him luck."
Bro 1: "Oh snap! Did he just get rejected?" Bro 2: "No... he's a on a mission, and it has just begun.
Dude2: " Yeah, he's a man on a mission. As a bro, I wished him luck."
Bro 1: "Oh snap! Did he just get rejected?" Bro 2: "No... he's a on a mission, and it has just begun.
by ManOn-a-Mission March 1, 2013
Get the man on a mission mug.yo i gave myself a smelly ass mississippi mudslide this morning.
i took my mississippi mudslide out of the freezer for a good turd fucking.
i took my mississippi mudslide out of the freezer for a good turd fucking.
by steve scullin yo August 9, 2006
Get the mississippi mudslide mug.Based on "Monsieur Muffler" garage shops (which are the
equivalent of "Speedy" garage shops), but with a horny
twist. Instead of taking care of cars, it takes care of men.
It's a place where you can get your oil changed, or the
equivalent of a rub-n-tug and sometimes more depending on
your luck and the day of the month.
equivalent of "Speedy" garage shops), but with a horny
twist. Instead of taking care of cars, it takes care of men.
It's a place where you can get your oil changed, or the
equivalent of a rub-n-tug and sometimes more depending on
your luck and the day of the month.
Honey your balls were full, when's the last time you went
to Mossio-muff-her ?
So Frank, where you want to go tonight? Want to play pool,
pay a visit to booger, or hang out at Mossio-muff-her?
to Mossio-muff-her ?
So Frank, where you want to go tonight? Want to play pool,
pay a visit to booger, or hang out at Mossio-muff-her?
by Dan The Rod Leroux August 15, 2006
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