stamp method

the lick and stick or you eat her pussie and then u fuck her or visa versa

Person one: Little Johny used the stamp method on Sally!
Person two: Its about time that boy got some pussy

by Dom December 20, 2004

staircase method

Filling in a scantron or similar multiple choice sheet with answers a b c d e a b c d e making it look like a staircase.

1: I'm going to guess on every answer because I don't care about school anymore.

2: Use the staircase method, it'll make guessing twice as fun!

by mbarsh January 1, 2011

Vinuvian Method

A method that was created by Vineet from Vinuvia. It is very sophisticated and arcane. Only a few random Indian kids can understand this intricate method . In a few years, it will soon replace deductive reasoning and create world peace.

Dude 1: What is the vinuvian method?

Dude 2: wow, you must not be from Vinuvia.

by yavesh333 August 22, 2011

Bryce Method

The quintessential "cock block". Slipping in and stealing the hot girl away from the guy who brought her to the bar. Common method used in most college towns yet requires a fair amount of skill and grit.

Friend 1. Damn, that chick is hot. Looks like shes with someone tho.
Friend 2. So... just use the Bryce Method

by Johnny Turntable July 2, 2011

Striper Method

The oral sexual act of a "69" only with the man on top.

Joe's wife was upset so his friends suggested that he climb on top and use the Striper Method to cheer her up.

by rgcbub November 8, 2016

shotgun method

A highly advanced technique that some males use to obtain coitus from a potential partner. It involves spamming out their dick pics to all interested targets in a wide spread attempt that one will be a hit, hence the name.

I picked her up with the shotgun method. She was the 7th person I sent it too.

by Derek Ferguson June 29, 2017

The Methlacon

The Methlacon is the act of being anally pegged by a penis extension that you have used on a minimum of 7 partners, you take an eight second hit of meth, then dig your deformed toes that resemble dew claws into your partner like spurs on a bull rider. As your partner begins to scream from the pain of your grotesque foot appendages digging into their sides, you meow in your loudest cat voice. As your partner begins to buck like a bull, you whip out the iPad and get 5 kills on the aircraft flight simulator of your choice before you get bucked off

Ol' boy was in the process of shooting down aircraft #4, almost completing the Methlacon, as SWAT took out the front door.

by Firerat41 September 20, 2017