loo lap log

Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.

Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.

by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023

Lincoln Log

A shit so large that Abraham Lincoln could build his entire house out of it.

Dropped a fat Lincoln Log today, stank to high hell

by Garfibromyalgia May 20, 2021

Fina Logs

Mina fina bollar in ur mouth! Sebbe

Kolla Fina logs! Vadå Fina Logs? MINA FINA BOLLAR IN UR MOUTH! SEBASTIAN

by Romme October 27, 2021

Portland Log Kiss

When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.

I took a huge dump last night and got a Portland Log Kiss in return.

by Capo2001 August 10, 2024

Washington log flume

When you poop in a river and paddle away from the fecal matter. But then you fall out of the raft and catch the shit on your face

I ended my marriage because my wife was struck with a Washington log flume.

by GSI apples July 28, 2023

Forehead Log Plant

The planting of a log of shit on another's forehead.

Josue's great Forehead Log Plant on David left a brown stain that almost got in his hair.

by Levi Addalon March 12, 2023

Chog Log

The big kind of tootsie rolls you only see when trick or treating. Superior to “dingleberries” (little tootsie rolls) and “brown twigs” (long thin tootsie rolls) in every way

Person 1: “Woaaaah dude I scored two chog logs at that house!!”
Person 2: “Let me out of the fridge bro”

by Chog Logger October 5, 2025