Jordan

A skanky ugly hoe.She spreads her legs for every guy that comes along and she's fat.Everything about her is ugly,personality and looks.She likes guys that are losers and still spreads her legs for them.

Jordan Smith is an ugly little bitch and a cunt.She's nothing but a whore and is cheap.You can buy sex from Jordan Smith because she's a loser and would do something like that,seeing how much of a filthy hoe bag Jordan Smith is she'd probably give it up for free.But be careful she probably has STDS.

by Drill Sgt. Smalls July 24, 2012

Jordan

A MASSIVE amount of hair on the face, unbelieveable!

Did you just see how much Jordan that guy had on his face!

by El123 October 22, 2008

jordan patterson

An ugly son of a bitch that should be hit with a cutting board.

That Jordan Patterson is such a llama licker!

by phantomoftheopera74209 December 28, 2009

Jordan

A giant twat bag, the one no-one wants to be mates with as they smell like dog shit, look like something a baby just puked, and dresses like a five year old. Tends to stay in a lot playing video games.

Had sex with one girl and turned her lesbian.

Person 1: That person is such a Jordan.
Person 2: AHHH MY EYESSSSSS

Jordan: Hey
Someone else: *holds breath and backs away*

by ILikeCatsAlot December 29, 2010

Jordan

Gay, A loser, Commonly refers to Hollys as Horny.
and has an microscopic penis.

Far man, hes a Jordan!
What a Jordan!

by Holly.T.C January 5, 2011

Jordan

The biggest slut working at popeyes that will fuck anything with a dick. She doesnt care if they have a girlfriend and shes normally a super bitch. watch out for tramps like these.

Hey, who's that Sucking Julia's boyfriend's dick?

... Oh wait, thats probably Jordan.

by boats_and_hoez22 October 5, 2011

jordan

A really annoying, ugly, stupid, bitchy person who everyone hates

Damn, I hate that girl. Shes such a Jordan

by ieaph April 22, 2011