Jazzurbation

To vehemently stroke yourself musically for the enjoyment of other musicians exclusively.

To much Jazzurbation and you'll go blind. And you'll be broke.

by funkyfreshass November 1, 2015

jazzymo

A perverted person

Person A: Hey dude
Person B: Hi, your dicky looks smaller today
Person A : you jazzymo

by Fagfou January 15, 2016

jazzpoo

Listening to jazz while taking a long ass dump. The action wherein an individual shits their pants and then puts that shit inside their backpack. At times the individual may curl up with the bag.

I feel jazzy today. I think I need to take a jazzpoo

by 2hrJazz March 4, 2016

Jazze

A new Drug that gets you FUCKED UP
Usually take 4 for a normal trip and being able to function normally and take 8 to 10 to get fucked up
effects are:
-dizziness
-dissociation
-altered time perception
-blurred vision
-cartoonish tint to vision
-static-like tint to vision
-visual and auditory hallucinations (high dosage)
-Delirium
-excessive happiness
-wide-awakeness

Dude I took some jazze yesterday night and I got fucked

by anonymous3141 August 2, 2016

jazzmen

a hot ass girl with small ass feet

have you seen a girl named jazzmen shes so hot i want to talk to her.

by nicksbabygirl January 17, 2017

jazzijoo

The best person you'll ever meet, the key to your heart. She'll love you forever if you become hers and she'll always want cuddles and will always be there.

Wow, Jazzijoo is so amazing.

by Janqodark February 7, 2017

Jazzy Dumbldore

The gayest sexual act known to gay kind. It involves two consenting males spreading their cheeks as far as they can and then rubbing their taint assholes over newly purchased furniture. Once the new furniture is assed out the homosexuals will scream vile accusations about white Jesus.

Tim:My asshole burns like hell!
John:I know we shouldn't have did that Jazzy Dumbldore on those wooden benches!!
Tim: Let's go to that nice Baptist church next time.

by HU3YS_A_FREEMAN March 17, 2017