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jayden

the UGLIEST, FAGGOTIEST, STINKIEST name that you could come up with just bc you hate or didn't plan your child. no cause who tf actually thinks that is a good name. atp just name your kid a fucking slur because you obviously want them to get spat on or beaten the shit out of so you don't have to do it at home without wasting your energy.
this name just REAKS with FUCKING ICK. so if you want to call someone the nastiest name in the book, call them a jayden.

(only applies to nasty icky boys bc we love our female jaydens <3)
cherish: omg did you hear about that new kid that just pulled up. i heard they molests little kids in the lower grades..
iseul: omg that's disgusting! i bet their name is jayden!
*jayden walks up to iseul and cherish*
jayden: h-hi guys.. i'm jayden..
cherish: ew, get tf away! your breath smells like a fucking public bathroom stall..
iseul: i literally just saw flies come out of his mouth. *gag*
by petty4fun.hkjkljfhaha November 19, 2023
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Jayden is the most stunning person you’ll ever meet. they’re kind, funny, passionate, and talented. They’re always up for a good time and love laughing with friends. If you ever meet a Jayden, savor the happiness to follow
Jayden: Heyy!!
You: *falls in love*
by Mah_nam_e_jeff November 19, 2023
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Me:You wanna know who’s the most opium?
Them:Who
Me:Jayden
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Jayden’s are the cutest kitty ever. Jayden’s have cute baby cheeks and the cutest smile.
The worst thing about Jayden’s is that they’ll ignore you for silly games like Fortnite. I’ll show Jayden’s some Fortnite in real life if they continue to ignore someone for that stupid ass game. Some Jayden’s also have a nice booty just to smack. So plump and juicy I could eat it.
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