Jason

The kind of guy that wants to ask for your social medias. But won't.

Sally: Look, it's Jason!
Monica: He sent me a friend request on Facebook, but he hasn't spoken to me, ever. I try to say hi, but he just runs away?
Sally: Haha, what a Jason.

by Amia Mizudori December 22, 2021

Jason Day

December 29th is a day celebrating Jason day. Known for thanking all the people named Jason

Happy Jason day to all the Jason’s

by ManicEP December 29, 2022

Jason

people want to be like jason

bro did you know jason has a fat ass cock

by qirval November 23, 2021

jason

jason is the best dude in the world. he is so frickin quirky and he got poggers and swaggers.

omg its jason

by t-series1094 November 24, 2021

Jason-ing

The act of being with a group of friends, having good time, then randomly walking away like a ghost without saying good bye and making people think you were either man-stolen or dead in a ditch.

Night out with the boys: Bro is so nice to finally be out kicking it with the boys, we need to do this more often. Hey, where the fuck is Todd? They search the area, call the police, send out search parties and Todd cannot be found. The next day Todd shows up to work and just buddy fucked everyone by walking away Jason-ing.

by Redmouse69 February 8, 2019

Jason

A man who is partially deaf, but still whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.

Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.

by 4nimosity October 17, 2020

Jason

He is the punching bag friend, a little homosexual at times, but laid back and has a little dick.

Wow that dude "Jason" Is lowkey really weird

by cocobutters100 November 24, 2024