Jacob T

Jacob T likes men and will do your dad like jet ski he also will jerk your fishing rod and will go to bed with his kids in his basement at 9 he also will change gender occasionally and like to be a girl and do your mom too

Oh no run and hide its Jacob T

by pp juice sucker December 4, 2020

jacob sartorius

an extremely talented 18 year old and he his so sexy and i love him to bits

hey look it’s sexy jacob sartorius

by jacobsartoriuslover12 November 19, 2020

Jacob Harrod

A dude who wasn’t on the urban dictionary before this, so he is irrelevant (oh and he needs friends)

Jacob Harrod needs friends

by Wheyheyheyhey:) October 25, 2020

Jacob's Lighthouse

When, after a long night a drinking, a guy has intercourse with a girl and she has to stop to run to the bathroom and puke. While bent over the toilet puking the guys comes up from behind, gets on his knees, and starting banging her from behind. The whole time the guy looks around (like a lighthouse) because he knows it is so wrong.

I took that girl home last night and she was so drunk she kept puking in my bathroom. I didn't feel like waiting to finish so I went into the bathroom and gave her a Jacob's Lighthouse.

by Toodles777 December 11, 2012

The Jacob Kennedy

To have "THE" in front of your name, it means to have the title of Facebook Famous

If you think getting 20 likes on a status is good, wait to you come aross "THE" Jacob Kennedy's Wall, you will see status' upon status' reaching 100+ likes in several minutes, leaving all of his twelvie followers in sheer awe, also re-uplaods photos for more likes, that sneaky kent,

Girl- "I just kissed THE Jacob Kennedy"

by Matthew Aggar August 26, 2013

Jacob Cornettet

Hype beast, owns 16 pairs of yeezies. looks like an egg (specifically humpty dumpty) Trash at videogames and spanish

That guy is such a jacob cornettet

by 84thoukid32 March 1, 2020

Fake Jacob

A person who does not like bees

He hates bees, so he’s a fake Jacob

by Yemayemayema March 8, 2020