Ass Jacker

A device used to lift a heavy ass. Used when an add is too heavy to lift by yourself.

"Look at Michelle's Ass."
"Your going to need an Ass Jacker for that!"

"That bitches ass was so heavy, I had to use an Ass Jacker!

by IronicToaster January 1, 2018

Captain Jacked

When you are at the strip club and a girl is twerking her ass in your face you stick your finger up her ass in a hook like shape in such a way as she can not escape.

Dude Bob totally Captain Jacked that stipper last night

by Hotdog Pimpin November 8, 2018

cow jacked

the act of getting turned on or aroused by milking a cow

"man, I got cow jacked this morning"

by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019

jacked up

THIS IS THA TRU DEFINITION OF JACKED UP:
(ASK ANYBODY)
To get Beat up or layed out

1In the early nineties Tyson's game was nuthin. him vers Evander and Tyson would get Jacked Tha fuck Up
2AS the wanksta walked down the street he proceeded to be jacked up by some1's crew.

by hatabitchsmacka February 5, 2004

jacked

Hit really hard somewhere on your body.

"I just got jacked in the shoulder by the baseball"

by tAyLoR jOhNsToN August 22, 2004

swaggar jacker

trying to steal another person swag

jeanelle stop being a swaggar jacker

by kidflash July 14, 2010

jacked up

Searched by the police. Generaly refering to being searched for no real reason.

by jdm October 30, 2003