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Jose Rueda

A discord moderator that barely gets any bitches but mostly fumbles them when he has the chance with a beautiful woman. He sits in his room and plays with his discord friends while the rest of his family is spending time together.
Jose Rueda: “Hey guys I broke up with my girlfriend! Anyone down to play some Minecraft!”
“Jose Rueda is a person with a lot of toxic friends.”
by s0uppppppppppp June 19, 2023
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Josef

the sexiest most hot man alive with a MASSIVE weenor
josef is the best boyfriend ever
josef is so hot

josef has the biggest weenor i’ve ever seen!
by josef’s girlfriend July 23, 2023
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filthy jose

The act of pulling your pants down and defecating on a crouching, unsuspecting co-worker.
Frank was installing the ceramic tile in the entry way, lost in his own world, so I dropped a filthy jose on him.
by Customrolla October 23, 2008
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Brian Josefy

Someone who is annoying as fuck and is caught up in their ego and don't know when to shut up
Brian josefy is a asshat!
by Joy123 September 26, 2015
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jewish jose

Douchebags who look like Jews but they really aren't Jews.
Jewish Jose is literally the biggest douchebag on the planet
by Hang hing November 13, 2016
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miguel jose noboa hurtado

Someone that says random hings as he eats his sandwich (without kétchup). He also is known for playing DOTA 2 all day long while he este a bag of cheetos and pepsi (because he doesnt like coca cola)
miguel jose noboa hurtado! Clean tour face
by ThURealAmbientheToxsiKo March 20, 2017
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Papi Jose

A black fuck with a huge mutherfuckin cock. He will fuck your bitch any day. He is poor and gets more bitches than most guys.
Aww man Papi Jose is cumming in my gurl again
by kjlreahjgarhjkgkg February 7, 2018
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