idiot

A term belonging to a classification system no longer in use for the reason that it is now considered offensive in modern society, alluding to the stage from one to three in which the child is typically unable to learn connected speech, guard against common dangers, and experiences gratification from probing of the anal region.

Boy: Ghaa.
Mother: My little idiot.

by DeathByFloyd December 28, 2005

idiot

(n.) Someone that is reading this definition at this exact moment

You are an idiot for looking up the word "idiot"

by Anonomous Boi April 18, 2006

IDiot

A derisive term used by some for proponents of ID - intelligent design.

A combination of ID + idiot.

That guy is a total IDiot, he is still claiming that flagella are irreducibly complex

by Promethean March 30, 2008

idiot

A creature common to most regions of the planet, easily identifiable by markings resembling the words "Abercrombie," "Billabong," "Nike," etc., and by its shrill Tweeting call.

Shhh! Did you hear that? That was the cry of the North American idiot!

by IllogicalTendencies July 6, 2009

idiot

Male species

"Men should be locked up underground and used to reproduction purposes only."

by Mercurial June 2, 2004

idiot

That's what most people on the internet are!

Wow idiots flock to that website like no tomorrow.

by 1-2-3 you're on me. December 2, 2009

idiot check

To look the wrong way on a one way street when parallel or angle parking to make sure those idiots who drive the wrong way, don't hit you.

I was pulling out of the mall, but I had to do an idiot check because you know how those female drivers are.

by Brian Tsai October 23, 2005