ugly ass

Something that is very ugly.

Look at that ugly ass baby over there.

by Peege J M January 29, 2006

muffin ass

Description of a booty that "pops" out from the waist, like the top of a muffin.

"Damn, I'd love to fall asleep on Molly Jane's muffin ass."

by Eric Loy March 10, 2004

cartoon-ass

A freakishly large booty.

Cartoon-ass is a booty you can set a drink on like an end table, and is Weeble Wobble wide.

by E.C April 8, 2006

ass stink

the smell that comes off a girls ass when fucking her doggy style. Usually forces you to turn your head and hold your breath. Sometimes pushing her butt cheeks together helps. If severe enough doggy style is not an option.

That dirt bag brod had major ass stink she probably hasn't had a shower in a few days.

by Gtamazing December 20, 2006

spank-it-ass

(noun) a big, round, meaty, ample derrierre ready for spanking and/or gnawing.

When that centaur of a woman bent over, I undressed her wide spank-it-ass with my roving eyes.

by The Pillager November 5, 2005

angry ass

A burning sensation in the rectal area as a result of the consumption of large amounts of spicy foods.

Damn...those hot wings gave me angry ass.

by AA Sufferer January 8, 2005

Ass cake

A close relative to the turd. Ass cakes are dropped in the toilet soon after consuming such things as Monster Energy drinks, Dr. Peppers, Dr. McSteves, or Cake. Ass Cakes pass quickly and quietly with little to no pain or discomfort. Dropping an ass cake is usually a pleasant experience that should not even require you to grab the nearest Playboy. It is advised that you announce to anyone that can hear you when you are about to drop an ass cake. It is vital information. They wish to know of your pleasure.

Greg: Hey man, I gotta go drop an ass cake.
Joe: I love you

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010