australian internet

A flaming pile of dog shit

Guy 1: it is taking forever to download that file
Guy 2: Yeah we have Australian internet
Guy 1: well shit

by HydroChloroFluoroCarbons November 13, 2017

Losing interest

A saying used by hoes and douches. Commonly used when they are breaking up with someone. After a couple days they will come back asking for forgiveness

“Sorry Ben I’m just losing interest”

“Izzy I’m losing interest”

by Paint can May 28, 2019

INTERNET DATING REALITY

While many beautiful women may post their profile and picture on an internet dating site...the only ones that you MR. AVERAGE JOE HETEROSEXUAL will hook up with are the 5's...and SINGLE MOTHERS.The 8,9,10 girl has her picture up for ego-grat
purposes.She's only available if you can somehow PROVE INCOME.
You know what I mean.

HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY #1:"It's been awhile.I just had to clear the pipes.Hooked up with this cute single mom off MATCH.Not goin' back."

HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY #2:"Yeah...I'm doin'okay now but awhile back I found myself in bed with this gnarly 5 off MYSPACE.I guess that's just INTERNET DATING REALITY."

by L.MARTIN January 15, 2006

internet

A web of confusion, dismay, and pornography.

I searched for 'World History' on the internet and the results showed 500 pages of pornography.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

internet protocol

Internet protocol, or IP address, is a unique number (like a phone number) that is given to you by your service provider. Most users retain their IP address for the lifetime of the contract with thier isp, although some companies (AOL and it's subsidiaries) give out dynamic IP addresses. When an AOL user logs on, they are allocated a random IP from the pool of free ones. Since AOL is huge, and not all of it's customers are online at once, it saved on IP's buy getting less than it had customers. IP's can be hidden by subnet masks, proxy servers or ciphers.


The format of the IP is four numbers of 1-3 digits, separted by full stops.

127.0.0.1 is the address that your computer uses to refer to itself.


12.0.98.205, 104.98.35.67, 98.54.66.67

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Internet Dragon

The all powerful overseer of the internet. Consider it the master moderator of all cyber space, but it has much more powerful abilities than just Bans. Many doubt the existence of the internet dragon, but that's exactly what it wants you to think. Any time you hear about some troll mysteriously dieing you can probably blame the internet dragon.

Did he about Dave? He was posing as a 12 year old girl on a "Older Men Seeking Very Young Girls" chat room when his monitor EXPLODED in his face! Now he eats out of a tube and shits in his pants. As terrible as that is, I dont feel sorry for him. He shouldn't have angered the Internet Dragon like that.

by Froztee June 17, 2010

THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

1. Sarcasm
2. What people with no lives think about the internets

We were shocked when that n00b didn't realise the internet is serious business :O

by Homoriffic January 1, 2007