ankle pants

The phenomenon where your pants are wrapped around your ankles and you are masturbating.

Mom walks in on son jacking off
Son: "I wasn't masturbating. I swear!"
Mom: "Oh yeah? Why do you have ankle pants?"
Son: "Shit"

by heroic69 May 14, 2013

picasso pants

Underwear that is too small for their owner, making them look as if they have 4 bum cheeks.

Dude, she's got some picasso pants on!

by x_Jasper February 5, 2008

Fucking pants

Usually fucking pants happens after a heavy night of alcohol drinking. Some urges can not be contained by a zipper. First you get hammered then you get nailed. Can also be alternative for the word "fuck".

It's looks like she has her fucking pants on, hopefully she gets everyone some tonight.

I hope these boys are still awake, I got my fucking pants on.

All my hay days friends are fucking pants!!!

by Bog ding October 3, 2016

Pants Cape

A pair of pants that are worn as a cape, either when drunk, when mistaking ones neck for legs or when improvising for the lack of a cape.

Ben: "Scott are you wearing your pants around you neck?"

Scott: "Danadandandan Pants cape"

Ben: "Pants Cape?"

Scott: "Pants cape!"

by Burn T.D.I December 9, 2008

Dunny Pants

Shit streaked underwear that are left in public view. Examples; locker rooms, swimming pools, dressing rooms.

Did you see old Bob going down on that stripper at his retirement party?

No, I couldn't concentrate on that because he left his fuckin Dunny Pants laying under the TV.

by Butcher's pal July 18, 2009

fanda pants

an aussie slang term for someone who has red pubic hair; a firecrotch

So, your boyfriend has red hair does he? Seems like he might have a bit of a fanda pants goin' on there, eh?

by blackofalltrades March 18, 2009

hoe pants

An item of clothing generally worn from the waist to the ankles that's used to accentuate a heightened level of attractiveness and promiscuity when engaging in acts of prostitution and other sexual activity

"She wanted to wear her hoe pants to more effectively allure the men over at the joint."

by foxnews4kids April 22, 2017