Hanging the Ol' Bastard

(Verb) To unabashedly expose one's male genitalia in a public or semi-public environment.

See also: Hanging Dong

I went to visit the local nudist colony with the lads, and we had a splendid time hanging the ol' bastards

by Berek2501 August 2, 2023

Hang out

Oh! Ok. I was just asking Sam and them what you actually do during the shut down.

Hym "And it looks like you guys just hang out and talk about healthcare. That's fun. Did you talk about that Tucker Carlson interview where he questions Sam Altman about the death of the whistleblower accusing Sam Altman of stealing something? I'm the guy he's stealing from. I'm kind of integral to the plot there. Isn't that weird!? Isn't it weird that the guy that is being stolen from ISN'T QUESTIONED AT ALL in a case where a whistleblower is dies mysteriously? So YOU, Bernie Sanders see the guy blow the whistle. He had to have some court case pending so he could make whatever claim he was going to make. The guy dies mysteriously. The guy that is being stolen from... Hasn't been inquiried. At all. Doesn't that seem strange to you?"

by Hym Iam October 12, 2025

tab hanging

To listen in on other's conversations that don't concern you.

He over heard a secret because he was tab hanging through the door

by Starr 37 August 24, 2016

Pay Day Hang Over

When you get paid on the Friday and making it rain left right and centre like a baller then wake up Saturday morning and check your bank account and realise you have rinsed EVERYTHING!!!

ahh man I over spent hard last night why on earth did we hire those Bitches... and buy all that coke... and... and... I don't know remember anything else... how the hell am I going to pay my rent... fill my car up... oh fuck this pay day hang over is killing me... im FUCKING RUINED!

by Gods OffSpring May 26, 2016

Hanging Albanian Meat

Showing one’s penis, particularly an older gentleman.

I walked into the locker room and old dude in the corner was definitely hanging Albanian meat.

by Bob lablah March 10, 2021

hang out in the lips

When you are banging a Christian girl who can’t have sex till marriage so you rub the lips within the vaginal area

“Nah dude she wouldn’t let me hit so we just had to hang out in the lips for a bit”

by Bmoney September 23, 2021

Shoot and Hang

To shoot and hang yourself is a humorous reference to suicide, made by the absurd nature of killing yourself in two ways at once. Can also be used as a threat of murder (shooting) followed by a cover-up of suicide (hanging). Also humourous, because it would very clearly not be suicide.

"I'll never give you my LED kitty headphones! You can pry them out of my cold, dead hands."
"That's what I *will* do after I shoot and hang you!"

by Juneuey January 19, 2025