The act of petting someones face as if you were petting a horse's nose. Usually done to annoy the shit out of people.
Last night when i was really drunk at Boar's Head (bar in Athens, GA), I horse petted the shit out of my friends Michael and Angie. Then i horse petted some rando and he looked at me like i was retarded.
by Jena Q April 11, 2011
A mythical creature of german decent. Known for his incredibly large penis and ability to come with the thunder at all times. He prefers piledriving and going on outdoor camping adventures wearing only a hoodie and shoes. This rare creature stalks the streets of fairfield county looking for small animals to feed on.
by MixMastaTracy November 05, 2009
A protestant or ganger (foreman on a work site)
Irish use.
May come from the supposed dour disposition of preysbyterians or the connection between the protestant aristocracy and the equine industry.
Irish use.
May come from the supposed dour disposition of preysbyterians or the connection between the protestant aristocracy and the equine industry.
"what the horse face said when he saw him dead, well it wasn't what the rich call prayers" From McAlpine's Fusiliers, Ronnie Drew
by CEGlennBeckistan March 26, 2010
Very bulky male. Not over weight just very muscular and tall. Walks with determination and pride. Their very presence demands respect. Looks very majestic when walking by.
by AlwaysVillainous February 18, 2012
twat knob head numb nutts Tom Cox
A Horse Sniffer is a special phrase used between Cotswold friends to associate a poor performanced or general misshapped person. Originating from the Great Planes of South Cerney where the usual runt of the family (namely Wixey) would be forced to Sniff the horse's anus to determine whether they were fertile or not.
Evidentally an Urban Myth now, but still used to ridicule close friends and enemies alike
A Horse Sniffer is a special phrase used between Cotswold friends to associate a poor performanced or general misshapped person. Originating from the Great Planes of South Cerney where the usual runt of the family (namely Wixey) would be forced to Sniff the horse's anus to determine whether they were fertile or not.
Evidentally an Urban Myth now, but still used to ridicule close friends and enemies alike
'look at the Waldrons, what a bunch of tax evading horse sniffers'
'watch it Lukins, your getting close to becoming a horse sniffer!'
'That bird I took out last night was such a horse sniffer, she was so stuck up'
'watch it Lukins, your getting close to becoming a horse sniffer!'
'That bird I took out last night was such a horse sniffer, she was so stuck up'
by Ricky Sutton November 21, 2006
A short and small blond girl, weighing like 80 pounds. They get drunk all the time and can't remember the next morning. Most are named Bridget
Omg, look at that horse jockey, she can play flip cup like it's her job, that's she's eye level to the table.
by AFriendOfAFriend May 31, 2009
"did u catch the horse race last night. the liberty and the galaxy were playing eachother. no? i didnt either"
by payam July 26, 2004