When a sodomist has removed his penis from his lover's anus only to find it covered in feces. Enemas are your friend. I gots shit on mah dick.
Oh man, when I pulled it out it was half brown from the top down!
Why is our toilet plunger half brown from the top down?
Why is our toilet plunger half brown from the top down?
by Willis Drummond March 19, 2003
Get the half brown from the top down mug.Half-calf or molado is when two parents, one being black and other white, have a kid that is not black or white, and sometimes teachers will think his spanish,
Andrew: what are u going to name your country?
Chris: since i am a half-calf i will name it, hmmm... half-calf-a-topp-u-lus
Chris: since i am a half-calf i will name it, hmmm... half-calf-a-topp-u-lus
by ThisIsBlissBaby January 5, 2009
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Half-life 2
• halfrican
• halfie
• half life
• Half and half
• halfer
• HALF-BAKED
• Half
• Half a Fag
• Halfrican American
by Sallysaidso January 16, 2009
Get the Half back crack mug.Approximately half an hour after caffeine o'clock, at which point a visit to the bathroom is commonly required.
Often a forgotten consequence of caffeine o'clock, half past caffeine tends to become pressingly apparent to the victim at a most inconvenient time.
Often a forgotten consequence of caffeine o'clock, half past caffeine tends to become pressingly apparent to the victim at a most inconvenient time.
Supervisor: Where do you think you're going? You just had your coffee break half an hour ago!
Victim: Yes, which makes it half past caffeine! Oh god!
Victim: Yes, which makes it half past caffeine! Oh god!
by archangel62 May 28, 2009
Get the Half past caffeine mug.This is a misinterpretation by churchgoers, puritans, and girls named Theresa or Mandily of half-assed or half-assing. Please see half-assed and half-assing. If someone uses this mistakenly, you should correct them. If they are using it intentionally, you should avoid them.
T: I've been half-asking... :/
A: half asking?
T: Yeah, I go study, I start then get distracted
A: You mean half-assing...
T: *i've been
--- I think it's half-asking, half-asked
A: BAHAHAHA
T: :P
T: Lol
I see both
A: Nuh ah... *shakes head* See Urban Dictionary
T: Ahahahaha I think it's hilarious whenever you put on an attitude LOL
A: I think it's hilarious when people mix up words... I said "flice water" instead of "fly swatter" until I was a teenager.
A: half asking?
T: Yeah, I go study, I start then get distracted
A: You mean half-assing...
T: *i've been
--- I think it's half-asking, half-asked
A: BAHAHAHA
T: :P
T: Lol
I see both
A: Nuh ah... *shakes head* See Urban Dictionary
T: Ahahahaha I think it's hilarious whenever you put on an attitude LOL
A: I think it's hilarious when people mix up words... I said "flice water" instead of "fly swatter" until I was a teenager.
by ortegaaj January 21, 2013
Get the half-asking, half-asked mug.Half-rape is almost like rape (sex without wanting it from the second of both people, crime), but without undressing the other person. Just being very close to that person, kissing him etc. Similiar to touching.
Troy: Yo, dude! Did you read the newspaper?
Shawn: Nah, what's wrong with it?
Troy: It says someone got half-raped!
Shawn: Nah, what's wrong with it?
Troy: It says someone got half-raped!
by Definister June 20, 2014
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