Crotch Goblin

Fruit from the loins of people with no fucking parenting skills, aka children. They typically appear feral with no apparent parental supervision. They lack discipline, respect, self awareness or basic education. They can typically be found in Walmart, Target and ER waiting rooms. Pajama and slipper wearing parents may or may not be found in the general vicinity.

Who does this feral crotch goblin belong to? It just opened a pack of sweets in the grocery store without paying for it. Where are the parents?

by Samesamebutdifferent78 May 19, 2025

Adomition Goblin

Someone who actually thinks that the Adomition Hub on SCP is good, in other words, a mentally retarded "person".

Hey did you see the new Adomition chapter it was so good!

You should off yourself you Adomition Goblin

by SCP Fan February 18, 2023

Green Goblin

Not only the biggest GOAT of all of the supervillains, but one individual who definitely deserves a spot in the hall of fame.

"Did you watch the new movie, Spiderman: No Way Home?

"Yeah dude it was sick"

"Who killed aunt may again?"

"it was the Green Goblin, he is the goat dude!"

by protein bor August 9, 2022

cock goblins

a horrible species that can only properly be taken care of via ak-47 model 56

those damn cock goblins are back

by beddsy January 31, 2021

Goblin

𝗴𝗼𝗯·𝗹𝗶𝗻
/ˈɡäblən/

𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣

a previously unknown, unhyped NFT project that (of a price, volume, or amount) increases very steeply or rapidly

"Ima pick up a few floor pieces in case they goblin" - BluedipNFT

by BluedipNFT May 25, 2022

UGC Goblin

Basically a person who hoards UGC Limiteds from Roblox creators and never sells them.
most of them come from waffletrades

That UGC Goblin just came from Waffle’s stream!

by starterpackagefromshadowlegend February 9, 2024

Goblin-shoes

Instead of saying ‘god bless you’ when someone sneezes, say ‘goblin-shoes’. Goblins are just as fairy tale like and made up as god is, so have a little fun when someone sneezes.

Somebody: *SNEEZE*
You: Goblin-shoes! (Instead of bless you or god bless you)

by Oakleigh’s January 16, 2022