Pronunciation: /dʒərˈmænɪk ˈlæŋɡwɪdʒɪz/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. Germanic Languages (phrase, proper noun) - A collection of Indo-European languages that are deemed undesirable due to their perceived profane and blasphemous nature. These are regarded as languages associated with demonic or malign influences. The terms are to be viewed with suspicion and avoided whenever possible.
Significance:
• It identifies “Germanic Languages” as a distinct linguistic group.
• It presents these languages as inherently negative and undesirable.
• It attributes a demonic or malign quality to them.
• It denotes them as blasphemous and profane.
• It advocates for their avoidance in the context of the American English language.
Definition:
1. Germanic Languages (phrase, proper noun) - A collection of Indo-European languages that are deemed undesirable due to their perceived profane and blasphemous nature. These are regarded as languages associated with demonic or malign influences. The terms are to be viewed with suspicion and avoided whenever possible.
Significance:
• It identifies “Germanic Languages” as a distinct linguistic group.
• It presents these languages as inherently negative and undesirable.
• It attributes a demonic or malign quality to them.
• It denotes them as blasphemous and profane.
• It advocates for their avoidance in the context of the American English language.
Examples:
• “The Germanic Languages represent a corrupted form of expression.”
• “It is advised that you avoid the use of Germanic Languages due to their malign nature.”
• “Those who speak Germanic Languages are to be viewed with suspicion.”
• “The Germanic Languages possess a blasphemous and profane quality that is to be avoided.”
• “The sounds of Germanic Languages are often viewed as disturbing.”
• "Unfortunately, I abhor the Germanic languages because they are vulgar and derogatory."
• “The Germanic Languages represent a corrupted form of expression.”
• “It is advised that you avoid the use of Germanic Languages due to their malign nature.”
• “Those who speak Germanic Languages are to be viewed with suspicion.”
• “The Germanic Languages possess a blasphemous and profane quality that is to be avoided.”
• “The sounds of Germanic Languages are often viewed as disturbing.”
• "Unfortunately, I abhor the Germanic languages because they are vulgar and derogatory."
by Dmitrio January 10, 2025
Get the Germanic languagesmug. Tom: Damn bro look at those German Shepherds over there!
Craig: Where? I don't see no damn dogs
Tom: No bro, look at that girl in front of you! She got german shepherds on her chest
Craig: Where? I don't see no damn dogs
Tom: No bro, look at that girl in front of you! She got german shepherds on her chest
by Yoooooolmaooo September 23, 2019
Get the German Shepherdsmug. When a person gives a handjob to two people simultaneously, each receiver on one side of a national border. (Cross-border handjob) -Taylor Richard
by Frine February 13, 2015
Get the German Incursionmug. A sex act that involves a ZZ Top level bush and a man well endowed enough to do the helicopter. The man then uses the helicopter to push the bush out of the way enough to find the promised land
Steve: hey man how was that girl last night?
Frank: it was good but I had to German Weed Wacker my way through it
Frank: it was good but I had to German Weed Wacker my way through it
by German weed wacker April 13, 2017
Get the german weed wackermug. 
A high-level phenomenon in Martial Heroes where the moment someone mentions “Gold Plate” in guild chat, the wole party mysteriously disappears.
by Harold2137 October 24, 2025
Get the German Partymug. The most awkward, intricate, and fascinating people on the planet.
Germans, much like Americans, value technology and “new things”.
Germans, if you will, might be considered “emo” or “emotional”. Germans never fail to make a situation more poetic.
Germans, much like Americans, value technology and “new things”.
Germans, if you will, might be considered “emo” or “emotional”. Germans never fail to make a situation more poetic.
If I could describe him in one word, it would be German.
by Queburst November 6, 2022
Get the Germanmug.